Good Morning Mr. Styles
"I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian."
- Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

eponges:

THAT’S THE SHOW

eponges:

THAT’S THE SHOW

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

One time I ordered a coffee, and neglected to mention that I wanted it iced, because I don’t really like hot beverages. You know what I said to the barista? Nothing. It was my own fault I ordered wrong, simple as that 

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wolverhustler:

this random girl at school started yelling at her boyfriend for staring at me whoops lol it_wasnt_me.mp3

wolverhustler:

this random girl at school started yelling at her boyfriend for staring at me whoops lol it_wasnt_me.mp3

zayncangetsome:

x/x

slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

australiansanta:

haha omfg

australiansanta:

haha omfg

"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."
- My mother - selawa  (via morningsuns)


mattirwinlondon: sexy potatoes heads @Harry_Styles

mattirwinlondon: sexy potatoes heads @Harry_Styles